April 2012
75 posts
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when i ask my parents how to spell something
and they respond with:
and im like:
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when i break up with someone
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when i go up to talk to someone and i know they...
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when i try to exit a room dramatically
what i think i look like:
what i actually look like:
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when someone mentions gaga around me
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when my parents lecture me about my future
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when i saw the snuggie commercial for the first...
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when the semester is over
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when i see people over 50 wearing shorts with...
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when the kids of my generation get grounded
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when the professor assigns a test for the day...
and my friends and i leave class like:
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the first time i see one of my friends without...
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when i realize that there is still half an hour...
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when someone says that they don't procrastinate
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when im walking down the street and people try to...
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when i use sweets to get over a breakup
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when im texting and not watching where i'm going
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when im trying to relax
as such:
but then my mom comes in the room and asks me something and im like:
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when my parents try to dance
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when im single on valentines day
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when i havent seen my best friend in forever
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when im hungover and go outside
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when i encourage my friend to do something stupid
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when my grandparents friend request me on facebook
im like:
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when microsoft word crashes and i haven't saved my...
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when a girl brings her boyfriend to a chickflick
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when i suddenly realize im drunk
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when im around my crush
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when i realize i forgot to do the homework
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when i ask people if i have anything in my teeth
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when people are judging after i order something...
im like:
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when i see my bed after a night of partying
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when my crush ends our texting conversation with...
and im like:
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when im at a party and don't know anyone
so i call my friend being like, SAVE ME
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when someone tells me how many calories are in the...
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when my friend suggests we take the stairs instead...
im like:
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when im in a hurry and the person in front of me...
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when im hungry but too lazy to do the dishes
so I improvise like:
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when i pick out my clothes in the morning
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when my bff's crush gets a girlfriend
im like
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when i tell a wicked funny joke
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when someone talks to me during a new episode of...
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when someone suggests i try on something ugly
when someone reminds me of what i was saying after...
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when someone cuts me off in traffic
i look at them like:
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when someone's phone goes off and i dig their...
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when my mom tells me to clean my room
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when i say something clever
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when i stare too much at a hot person in public
and my friend is like:
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when i finally get a text from my crush
and my friends are like: